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Cat Quotes…
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Cat Quotes
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
~ Hippolyte Taine
A cat is a lion in a jungle of small bushes.
~ Indian Saying
Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating but it ain’t so
~ it is the sickening grammar that they use.
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren’t like this. A dog’s idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.
~ James Gorman
You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.
~ Jane Pauley
Way down deep we are all motivated by the same urges, cats have the courage to live by them.
~ Jim Davis
Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.
~ John Dobbin
Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.
~ John Weitz
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a lot of ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
~ Joseph Wood Crutch
There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten.
~ Jules Champfleury
The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.
~ Jules Reynard
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.
~ Jules Verne
You may own a cat, but cannot govern one.
~ Kate Sanborn
The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal…its also the reason they hate birds.
~ KC Buffington
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
~ Leonardo da Vinci
Cats are glorious creatures ~ who must on no accounts be underestimated… Their eyes are fathomless depths of cat-world mysteries.
~ Lesley Anne Ivory (from Glorious Cats, The Paintings of Lesley Anne Ivory)
Cats never strike a pose that isn’t photogenic.
~ Lillian Jackson Braun
If the pull of the outside world is strong, there is also a pull towards the human. The cat may disappear on its own errands, but sooner or later, it returns once again for a little while, to greet us with its own type of love. Independent as they are, cats find more than pleasure in our company.
~ Lloyd Alexander
Essentially, you do not so much teach your cat as bribe him.
~ Lynn Hollyn
Of all God’s creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat
1.Cat Quotes
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We have a theory that cats are planning to take over the world, just try to look them straight in the eye…yup, they’re hiding something!
~ Dog Fancy
If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him.
~ Drew Barrymore
Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog.
~ Eleanor Clark
It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can’t see.
~ Eleanor Farjeon
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
~ Ellen Perry Berkeley
Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world – the clock and the cat.
~ Emile Auguste Chartier
The really great thing about cats is their endless variety. One can pick a cat to fit almost any kind of decor, color, scheme, income, personality, mood. But under the fur, whatever color it may be, there still lies, essentially unchanged, one of the world’s free souls.
~ Eric Gurney
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
~ Ernest Hemingway
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart
~ Ernest Menaul
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
~ Faith Resnick
When the cat’s away the mice will play
~ Folk Saying
Whenever the cat of the house is black the lasses of lovers will have no lack
~ Folk Saying
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
~ Garrison Keillor
Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you are hungry, eat. When you are tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vets, pee on your owner.
~ Gary Smith
Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions they pass no criticisms.
~ George Eliot
A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.
~ George Mikes
You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.
~ George Mikes
Cat’s function is to sit and be admired.
~ Georgina Strickland Gates
Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything.
~ Hank Ketchum
A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it.
~ Henry David Thoreau